Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Tuesdays

Happy Tuesdays, Tuesday lovers!

I must say I am quite the disappointed Mr. Decent, as many of you have not submitted your April is Poetry Month poetry to be published on Decent People Beware. Hopefully, this little number from .9mm Glock Uppercut Kidney Punch will give you suitable inspiration to carve your own slice of Maya Angelou pie:

"Shitpoke"

"Ahh, blessed be, the casual ties that bind us all, the best five minutes of the day- Five minutes of unerring morning relief sought with the truest of true journalistic gold, Entertainment Weekly-

The only time I can catch up on the ever-burgeoning career of Tina Fey- (Uhhhhhh)- The only time I have to get real with The Hit List, The Must List, and the glossy spreads of The Scene- (Ohhhhhh)- The only time I brainstorm my weekly television schedule according to What To Watch- (Ahhhhhhhhh)-

The Hollywood Insider- (push)- The cutting edge stylings of Diablo Cody- (grunt)- The report card gradings of all new movies, DVDS, books, CD's- (wipe)-

Jesus, what the hell is that- (dropping this week's editon of Entertainment Weekly to the tile)- What the- (peering closer)- Great God in Heaven, what is that-

(Poke)-"

Happy Tuesdays!
Huggs and Kisses,

Mr. D-

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