What Critics and Writers are Saying About My New Collection of Poetry

Unless you live in a trailer, a ditch, or in the back of your workplace, you would know that my latest creative explosion, .9MM Glock Uppercut Kidney Punch: Poetry in Prose was recently released by Kinko's Publishing House. The results are in, having received several reviews. Listen:

"Great in the sense that it was, somehow, published. Word-filled, print-filled, and double-spaced. Really, really nice double-spacing." -New York Times Book Review

".9MM Glock Uppercut Kidney Punch doesn't ask the reader, it only takes. And it doesn't stop taking; it asks you to consider how much it takes from you, and then it takes some more." -Hayseed: Poetry Quarterly and Seed Review

"Shocking, supple work. Mr. Decent reaches to a new loftiness in terms of artistic reproach, and not that new douchebag loftiness either. A little more than that." -Delta Skyways Magazine

"A sacrifical first-born on the railroad tracks of life, delicious in its innocence and dynamic in its splatter." -Railroad Tracks of Life Monthly

".9MM Glock Uppercut Kidney Punch really spoke to me. Really, I heard something." -Steven Seagal

Thanks to all who responded to my emails, querys, and beggings for some notice. I'll include works from .9MM Glock Uppercut Kidney Punch from time to time for your literary fix. For a copy of the collection, featuring deluxe brass brackets, high quality printer paper, and a signature by your one and only Mr. Decent, send a check or money order for $19.95 to the listed PO Box.

Cheerio-